The Disco Stick Heard Round the World

Thank you Jesus
for 22 years and 9 months ago
sending that one perfect sperm into that one perfect ovary
to form a perfect piece of heaven here on earth
{Warning: This is Off-Topic}

But guess which super hot mega-stud turns 22 today???? That's right sweet little Zac Efron. Let's all take a moment to reflect upon the product of one of God's "on days."

above see proof that A) there is a God and B) he thinks being gay is just fine- or else why would he bless us with - oh holy night!